Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Halfway through the year and I'm not satisfied with how far off I am from the resolutions I have set out. That dollar account has yet to be opened, I've not even looked at any prospects of a valuable property, I've not done anything for that eternally damned graduate paper, I still don't know how to drive, I still have old clothes that I don't really use hanging in my closet, I still technically live with my parents, I don't have any other sources of income, I'm broke and I'm still nice.

But I have done good too... at 29 I learned how to go into a tantrum fit. It's relieving, it's comforting and most of all it's annoying. My momma will be so proud...